patheticfruitcake:

ALT

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whitesunlars:

new conspiracy theory just dropped: eurovision 2023 was rigged for sweden would win so that they could host in 2024 during 50th anniversary of ABBA’s win

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reality-detective:

A male pufferfish tries to impress potential mates with his masterpiece. ✨

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auditorycheesecakes:

the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

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calellon:

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A wet pussy and eyes full of love 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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wigdevil:

mysharona1987:

They fuckin called her ordinaire

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psychotic-gerardway:

I GOT POLLS SO UH TRY AND KEEP THIS AT THE RIGHT PERCENTAGES YOU CAN COORDINATE IN THE TAGS

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glowcowboy:

oh btw just in case nobody ever told you. just because your life looks different than you thought it would doesn’t mean that your life is bad or wrong or disappointing or less than. sometimes things aren’t good or bad. sometimes they’re just different

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professionalchaoticdumbass:

boosyboo9206:

genderfluidintake:

judgejudyofficial:

teaboot:

hypallepse:

neeetsocks:

no language should be mocked other than french

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

mike oiseauxwski

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watches-and-windchimes:

spacelazarwolf:

ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery

Saw someone asking “so do you endorse giving puberty blockers to five year olds?”

Friend, a five year old should not have puberty to block. If they do that’s called precocious puberty and is the original reason puberty blockers were invented. If a five year old is going through puberty I absolutely endorse them being given puberty blockers

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cheddar-baby:

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